1. HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

    sarcastic-sanity:

    1. Pour out how much you think you need.

    2. Wrong.

    Even after nearly ten years of working in kitchens.

    (via spiffyjello)

     

  2. I am pretty excited that the weather is almost nice enough to wear my leather jacket every day.

     

  3. To be honest

    I really don’t get that excited about Halloween.

    I’m not big on dressing up, and I don’t really eat candy.

    There’s a house party I go to on Halloween that’s off the hook, but that’s pretty much as close as I get.

    October just means more home game football weekends, and that shit sucks.

     

  4. doglets:

    actually all of my systems are nervous

    (via niceandnaive)

     
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  7. Normal again

     
  8. cklookshuman:

    ohhhhhhh cuties T v T Xfiles nostalgia is my weakness.

    Dana | Fox | Tote

    (via khalilwho)

     
  9. Starting the day with some Aesop

     

  10. princeowl:

    really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

    (via feelings4felines)

     
  11. I just came.

     

  12. I just got electrocuted at work.

    It made me a little hard.

    Scientific reason for this, or am I just weird?

     
  13. Ox tails

     
  14. It’s the moooooost wonderful tiiiiiiime of the yeeeeear

     
  15. After roughly a month, I can say with confidence that these are the best plugs I have ever owned. My ears have never felt so happy and healthy. Thanks again @noelspringmm!